The South and Rising Again

I have to be frank with you; I really don't think that the South will ever "rise again".

That's just my opinion and you can hate me for it if you want. The South just doesn't have the will to rise again, sure the peeps of the South are always saying that they will acend from the twilight of military defeat and cultural imperialism... but every year the South recededs into the seldom read pages of history.

If the South is going to "rise again" then why hasn't the gurilla confederate army been terrorising us northerers since the crushing defeat of the Confederate States 150 some-odd or something there years ago? In COLOMBIA, even though they make no progress, Marxist gurrillas still constantly fight their bush-wa-zee enemies striking from the heart of the jungle, why then does the South FAIL to follow the path of the communists and strike from the heart of the byuuuuoos and swams?

The fact of the matter stands that the South doesn't give a damn. It doesn't give a damn about it'self, it sure as hell (and we northerners are not sure of hell) doesn't give a damn about others, and it doesn't give a damn about being a liar: BECAUSE IF THE SOUTH WAS _NOT_ A LIAR IT WOULD HAVE RISEN BY NOW.

One thing I'm somewhat kinda maybe been told sure of is that Jesus did rise again. The South sure ain't Jesus.

Yea, what you going to do South? Rise again?

No, the South is Dead.

It's a pitty too, you used to beable to marry girls younger then 18 there, now the South is just like the North in that respect.

South, hehe, even the word alone makes me laugh.

If there are any Southerners here: yeah.